I've Been...

A Bad Bad Girl.

I managed to break EVERY SINGLE one of my "do not do" (blah blah ) measures from my DR today.

I went swimming!!! ~ I dont even feel guilty. It felt so damn good, despite the fact that gasping for breath in a cute one peice is sooo not sexy.

I used my Eliptical for 15 minutes ~ felt like I was going to die and it took me 45 minutes with my stalker (aka oxygen tank) to get back to normal...but still...

I had a HUGE mixed GREENS chicken salad for lunch!! ~ WITH Olive Garden Salad Dressing!!! ...totally a no no...but soooooooo worth it. Why do you always crave the things you are NOT allowed to have?!?! I've been totally dying for a salad since they told me I could no longer eat them.

I had a GINORMOUS hunk of steak for dinner smothered in BBQ sauce with a baked potato covered in butter, chives and bacon bits...mmmmmmm....some things are just worth taking the health risk for! Medium Rare Red Meat is one of them.

I didnt sleep.

I didnt take it easy.

I didnt lay in bed and read.

I sat in my computer chair and played Canasta for a few hours instead.

I vaccuumed my house instead.

I carried finished laundry (yep, that I did today!) up and down 3 flights of stairs.

I didnt take one damn percocette. (though that is going to change in about 2 minutes)

I smoked cigarettes (yes, thats plural) and enjoyed every last blissful bloody drag.

I've been a Bad Bad Girl.