Finish The Sentence

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to…use them against someone

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that…can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a apple in the a.m., and the rest of the day you will be… picking apple peel out of your teeth

If you can't be kind, at least…be an enviable bitch

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was…worth every penny.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as... a pillow for my cat.

Never buy a car you can't…parallel park.

Try not to put your foot in your mouth, because you might have to... suck on sweaty toes, unless you have a foot fetish, then you’ll be ok

When every thing's going your way, you're...obviously doing something wrong

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have... the more you can torture younger people with stories about “when I was your age”

Some mistakes are...necessary.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because… you got a few solid shots in on the way down.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all...don’t remove easily from wall paper.

A truly happy person is one who can... totally embarrass themselves in public and not care what anyone else thinks

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Sadness comes through doors you... were too stupid to lock the first time.

When you're in deep water, that's a good time to... hope that the water isn’t shark populated.

Family get together’s are important because... I still can’t make a pot roast.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a... Fire alarm.

Think about this: No one ever says "It's only a game" when... they make 5 gazillion dollars to play it.

Be careful reading the fine print when you... sign up for a reality TV show.

The trouble with too many friends is... you feel obligated to be something for everyone.

When I wake up in the morning, after a certain age... I am thankful that I am not hung over.

It is always darkest... in the dark.

There is nothing new... in the world, except the things you do not know.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with...several months of preparation, major inoculations and five days of packing

A committee of three... beats a jury of 12.

If you can't stand the heat... turn the air conditioning on.

Better late than...pregnant

A rolling stone... should’ve over dosed by now. Seriously. HOW is Keith Richards still alive!?

If at first you don't succeed... change your yahoo nick name and come back as your other personality.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry...because you can

A bird in the hand is... just waiting to poop on you

Early to bed, early to rise... makes me bitchy and sex deprived.

Two heads...and only enough blood to supply one at a time

It is better to light a candle than... stub your toe in the dark.

A miss is as good as... nothing. It’s a miss.

A penny saved...used to buy 3 mojo’s.

Don't burn your bridges... but always ensure that you aren’t on one that is burning.

Haste makes... completing these questions with originality difficult.