Random Things That Irritate The Hell Out Of Me.

My inside voice filter is MIA again, so I figure I better make use of this while I wont have any residual feelings of guilt *grinz*


People that don’t know how to WALK irritate the hell out of me. You know the ones I am talking about. Imagine this…you are walking through the mall on a busy Saturday afternoon dodging kids, strollers, random insanity, and then all of a sudden a pack of women suddenly stumble out of a store right in front of you. In one hand they are clutching their latest shopping bag, in the other they are holding their still smoking credit card and they have this completely tuned out glazed over look on their faces and they just stand in the middle of the “walkway” of the mall making people dodge them and crash into each other to avoid walking right into them. Well screw that. No more Miss Nice Mall Walker. I am going start crashing into these idiots. I can’t remember a time when I have EVER walked around without noticing my surroundings, or been completely oblivious to the entire world around me. It’s time to take back the walk areas from the people that don’t know how to walk!! Maybe if they get run over enough times they’ll realize THEY are the problem.


People that wear MP3 players and don’t take the ear phones out of their ears to talk on their cell phones irritate the hell out of me. Anyone that has ever taken public transportation during rush hour can commiserate with this. These asshole teenagers with clothes that are either painted on their bodies, or clothes that are so big they have to hold them up with one hand while “posing” on the bus/train get on the transportation systems and not only are they in herds, they all have to compete to be the loudest. This morning this little punk that I privately have fantasies of wringing like a chicken, gets on the bus listening to his IPOD at a volume that was literally concert arena loud. To top it off, his choice in music sucked ass. So while we all suffered through this horrid disruption he some how notices that his cell phone was ringing. He answered it without turning down his IPOD and stood on the bloody bus screaming “Yo Dude! I can’t hear you man! I’m on the bus!” over the psychotic volume level of his IPOD…like it’s the buses fault that he’s putting out more noise pollution than all of the Rolling Stone Tours put together.*bangs head and screams*


People that clutch the “stuff” divider bar like its some holy grail of the grocery shopping line irritate the hell out of me. What do these people really think that divider bar is capable of? In reality, its capable absolutely nothing…Just ask the random people who went home with copies of Archie magazines, gum, batteries, and whatever else was handy at the check out because they so rudely slammed that stupid bar down with a withering dirty look because I didn’t put the divider bar down BEFORE I put down my arm load of groceries. I mean seriously. WTF?!?! DOWN WITH DIVIDER BARS!!! DOWN WITH DIVIDER BARS!!! Hey!! That’s an idea!! Maybe they should have lines WITH and WITHOUT divider bars. The seriously neurotic and idiotic ones can all get in the check out line with the bars and maybe with their “premier shopping point plans” they can order divider bars with their names on them in different colors. The rest of the world that can keep their stuff together without some psychotic divider bar swinging glaring moron breathing down their necks can get in the other checkout line.


People that section people off into neat little groups (example: lifestyle friends, ‘nilla friends, spiritual friends) and never the two paths shall cross irritate the hell out of me. How self absorbed and pathetic do you have to be to NOT realize that every single person has their own personality regardless of what kind of life they live. They can’t all be lumped together depending on how they relate to your life like trash bags tossed on the side of your driveway. Many spiritual men and women do not like the Dalai Lama, but according to this kind of person, the Dalia Lama is just like her/him because she/he is “spiritual”. Give me a fucking break. On top of it all, how much an insensitive ass do you have to be to only give public recognition of friendship to one specific type of group of your neatly labeled friends because the risk of offending that one specific group is so high. To anyone that has neatly labeled me this, or neatly labeled me that, all I have to say is a giant FUCK YOU, and I mean that from the deeply spiritual place that my soul is in *smirks*


People that don’t know how to chew with their mouths closed irritate the hell out of me. Why on earth the rest of the world has to suffer through watching you eat is beyond me. Have you ever seen yourself eat? You look like a cow in a field. All that’s missing is the green grass drool. Seriously. SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH ALREADY.


…wow…I didn’t think I would get this excited…in a really scary way, this experience is really liberating *lol*


That’s all I can think of at the moment…I know I will come up with more…


Now here’s the fun part….what irritates the hell out of you? *grinz*