Game Three Prayer

Well hockey fans, the puck is set to drop on Edmonton’s Rexall Place Ice in 35 minutes. It is game three of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The *deletes explicitly rude words* Carolina Hurricanes *gags* won both of the previous two games. *dry heaves*

BUT!! now Our Boys are home and surrounded by fans that love them. That’s gotta help. So, in keeping with that, here is a special game three prayer…*grinz* Let us bow our heads and keep the faith. WE BELIEVE!!!!! GO OILERS GO!!!!!!

Our Father, who art in Rexall,

Hockey be thy name.

Thy will be done, the Cup be won,

On ice, as well as in the stands.

Give us this day our hockey sticks,

and forgive us our penalties,

as we forgive those who cross-check against us.

Lead us not into elimination

But deliver us to victory.

In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley,

and the holy Oilers.

Amen

GO OILERS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let Us Pray *grinz*

Let us pray.

In the name of The Pronger, The Pisani, The Horcoff and Stoll.

Our Oilers, Who art in Edmonton,

Hallowed be thy Team,

Thy Sharks they come,

Thy deed be done,

In Anaheim as twas in Detroit.

Give us this win,

Shutout by Roloson,

And forvive us our neutral ice turnovers,

As we punish those who turn over against us,

And lead us not unto the links,

As we've lead those who played before us.

Mac Tavish, Huddy, and Lowe

In the name of The Pronger, The Pisani, The Horcoff and Stoll.

Amen.

GO OILERS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!